William Dusenberry

To the best of my knowledge, I'm the only known Universal Life Church (ULC) clergy person (minister. bishop, missionary) who can actually prove that God (AKA, Nature) exists; ergo I'm able to use either God, or Nature, to be mentioned in whatever anyone arranges for me to do, involving the ULC. And, also to the best of my knowledge, I'm the only ULC clergy person, who marries dogs, cats, and any other pets, so that their offsprings aren't classified as bastards, or illegitimate -- which is important for those for whom being married is a desirable characteristic. I've received two DD's; two sainthoods; four doctorates; and a freethinkers certificate from the ULC; and a BA, two MA's and a Ph.D from the secular side in order to cover all bases. And my favorite book is "Thus Spake Zarathustra," favorite author, Nietzsche; and favorite composer, Mozart.