July Allen
Ordained Minister in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
About Me:
LGBT officiant located in Oklahoma City.
Proficient at exorcising Windows computers. Knowledgeable in the arts of wireless device communication. Able to banish computer viruses and implement armor against future infections. Have fought many printer daemons and won. Proficient in Technobabble to English translation. Many converts of lackadaisical systems into efficient, responsive entities.
I focus on pragmatic solutions. Price is hourly rate.
Note: Holy hand grenades of Antioch are currently out of stock.
Religious Affiliations
Atheism, Universal Life Church, Other
Types of Service Offered
Marriages, Same-Sex Marriages, Exorcisms