His Dopeness; Stephen J. Dawson Jr. of The Isle of Staten

I'll always wear the sickest vest* and, by the power of this vest and me, I will pronounce you person and person. I'll also shed some of my gnar on your certifiably illmatic union.

#toightnups

I accept Dogecoin and payments via Venmo as well.

Vest wearing is contingent on the status my ownership of a vest at the time of nuptials. Some clients may experience vestlessness. I apologise for any inconvenience.