Xian Paul

I am a "secular pagan" ontological materialist with a deep reverence for mother cosmos; our magnificent and inscrutable life giver of whom, by serendipity or mathematical inevitability, we are emergent conscious extensions. It would be my delight to officiate your wedding dressed as a wizard and deliver a brief sermon on love and our eternal oneness with this beautiful reality. I have a resonant baritone voice that has been described as soothing. I can also wear something more traditional if you prefer.☮⚛🧙‍♂️