Corbin Eaton

Honestly? I became ordained online because I wanted to help people skip the stiff, soulless ceremony and actually enjoy one of the most important moments of their life. That, and it only took five minutes. Which felt like a small price to pay for the ability to say “by the power vested in me by the internet.”

I’m originally from Kansas City, the land of burnt ends, jazz, and people who say “ope” as punctuation. I’ve called Nashville home since 2021, and I love it here. It’s got the same creative energy, just with a few more guitars and slightly less snow.

I try to make every ceremony feel like you. Not the version of you that your aunt wants or the Pinterest board version but the real one. My goal is to create a ceremony that’s heartfelt, funny, and honest, the kind of moment people actually remember (for good reasons). I mix sincerity with humor, keep things moving, and make sure nobody zones out before the vows.