Punk Rawk Minister
Ordained Minister in Saint Cloud, Minnesota
Why did you originally become an ordained minister online?
To spread love, joy and Punk Rawk Gospel.
Where are you from?
Saint Cloud, Minnesota, United States of America
What do you hope to achieve with your online ordination?
I wanna conquer the world. Give all the idiots a brand-new religion. Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil. Promote equality in all of my decisions. I want to conquer the world. Expose the culprits, and feed 'em to the children. Do away with air pollution, and then I'll save the whales.We'll have peace on Earth and global communion.
Religious Affiliations
Other
What do you think makes your ceremonies special as a Saint Cloud, MN wedding officiant?
Who wants an uptight officiant? Wedding days are supposed to be memorable, not formulaic. Love, laughter and just enough sarcasm to keep things interesting.
Are there particular areas near you where you prefer to travel or have special experience?
Saint Cloud, MN. Generally focused on central Minnesota and the Twin Cities. Outlying areas are doable with enough notice.
Types of Service Offered
Marriages, Same-Sex Marriages, Funerals, Exorcisms
Additional Information
I'll put the Fun in funeral! Pesky demons running amok in your home? Is a possessed doll going after your family? Did your dog come back from the dead thinking you were dinner? I can help!
