Malia Norgate

Was tired of being misunderstood by church leaders and laymen so I became my own authority on religion, divinity, God, etc. When I saw this site I remembered Conan OBrien recommending it and I am so glad I got ordained.

Southern Ontario, Canada. Best Country in the World. Home of God, the Green Giant.

To help others with and use my own skills of; paranormal and supernatural investigation, natural health, house blessing, arts and crafts, addictions counseling.

I am open-minded and have a broad perspective. I enjoy discussion on any topic and enjoy something from every religion, every person. In my personal library I have many books from science to art. My religious leanings have to do with where my ancestry comes from - Protestantism because of Ireland, ULC because of Conan OBrien, and Satanism because I self deify and am a connoisseur of Wrestling - all angels do it (Re: Maxwell Jacob Friedman - The Devil Himself, out of New York City) I have been to a Hindu Temple and do my best to eat a sattvic diet. I believe the Green Giant is God whose character can be found in the Holy Bible - made of Black Matter (cartoon) and we are white matter, the brain being the combination of God and non-God grey matter and why we have a conscience (soul). I believe I am The Goddess, of the Green Giant - God of our Green Earth and I am the Creatrix of the Solar System. I am Maleficent, Queen of the Magick Kingdom.

I have royal titles in England, Scotland and Ireland. I have diplomas in; Astrology & Parapsychology, Natural Health Consulting, Addictions Counseling, Doctor of Divinity, Minister, Goddess and take courses in many subjects. I have cured an abscess, had an automatic writing experience, and am a recovering addict. I would like the opportunity to investigate Annabelle the Doll and the Warrens museum, to meet MJF the Devil in person, to learn the rabbit in the hat trick at a school of magic, to capture the Ark of the Covenant from the Ethiopians and uncover its power - something Indiana Jones never did, to earn my doctorate in Parapsychology, to be Queen Maleficent with King Charming (Nick Nemeth) at Disney Castle, conquer the world with D&D and many other goals and aspirations. If I can be of assistance to anyone I would travel as far as necessary and charge for my work, travel and expenses or on a sliding scale geared to income.

Natural Health (crystals, herbs and supplements) , Addictions Counseling, Arts and Crafts, Investigations of paranormal or supernatural.