Michael Parise

I became an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church to help people celebrate life’s most meaningful moments—weddings, commitments, and milestones—in a way that’s personal, memorable, and uniquely theirs. As someone who values both tradition and creativity, I wanted the freedom to bring heart, humor, and authenticity to every ceremony I perform. Becoming ordained online gave me the opportunity to legally officiate with love, integrity, and a touch of personality.

Franklin Tennessee.

I hope to bring laughter, love, and legally binding moments to people’s biggest days. Life’s too short for boring ceremonies—I want every couple to walk away saying, “That was unforgettable.” My mission? Make people cry happy tears… then laugh so hard they forget where they parked.

I honor all paths and beliefs rooted in love, respect, and personal truth. While I’m ordained through the Universal Life Church and align with a more New Age, spiritual approach, I’m here to serve people of all backgrounds—religious, non-religious, traditional, or unconventional. My goal is to create inclusive, meaningful ceremonies that reflect your beliefs, not mine.

What makes my ceremonies special is the perfect mix of heart, humor, and humanity. I don’t do cookie-cutter weddings. Every ceremony is crafted to reflect the couple’s unique story, energy, and personality—whether it's deeply emotional, wildly funny, or somewhere beautifully in between.

With decades of experience commanding audiences as a comedian and performer, I know how to read a room, control a crowd, and create unforgettable moments. I bring calm when things get hectic, laughter when nerves run high, and genuine connection that makes people feel something real.

Whether it’s a classy, romantic vow exchange or a full-blown roast wedding, I make sure the ceremony is not only legally binding—but emotionally unforgettable.