Reverend Richie
Ordained Minister in Soquel, California
Why did you originally become an ordained minister online?
- Be the love that never loved you, be the arms that never held you. 2.I get to use my favorite bits from across the megaverse, """By the power of Grayskull.I now pronounce you man and wife!"
- I am a healer/shaman by nature, a wounded soul as a child, crossed over into oblivion, lost and wandering through infinity with no discernable path or direction without my choosing, and like so many before me ever so beautifully violent. It is is there I found the cosmos, it is there i found my prison of solitude and peace.and yes, while in those moments i struggled deeply trying grasp on to who i was and why i was such an alien amongst everyone. But from that journey, i have burst from my chrysalis cage into the proud and mighty Twisted Shaman Minister you see before you, wielding the healing power of the infinite microverse! I've always held myself to a knightly standard of morales and honor, which is so rarely found, like a shard of gleaming broken green beer bottle on the side of the road.ah but have you seen that that broken little thing shine like a rare mystical gem basking in the suns holy light? There is where I resided amongst the hurrying masses. hidden till I had found myself and discovered the true power of my once thought demise!
Where are you from?
Santa Cruz California
What do you hope to achieve with your online ordination?
To give people the experiences they deserve and desire! And it is my firm belief and soul core affirmation, collected over the lifespan of a million different lifetimes, and in my forty three years of experience, proving time and time again to be true." healing others is not entirely selfless, for in doing so you're really healing yourself". think about that :)
Religious Affiliations
Ahmadiyya, Aladura, Amish, Anglicanism, Asatru, Assemblies of God, Atheism, Baha'i Faith, Baptists, Bon, Buddhism, Candomble, Cao Dai, Cathari, Catholicism, Charismatic movement, Chinese Religion, Christadelphians, Christian Science, Christianity, Church of God, Church of God in Christ, Church of Satan, Confucianism, Conservative Judaism, Deism, Donatism, Dragon Rouge, Druidism, Eastern Orthodox Church, Eckankar, ELCA, Epicureanism, Evangelicalism, Falun Gong, Foursquare Church, Gnosticism, Greek Religion, Hare Krishna, Hasidism, Hellenic Reconstructionism, Hinduism, Illuminati, Intelligent Design, Islam, Jainism, Jehovah's Witnesses, Judaism, Kabbalah, Kemetic Reconstructionism, Kopimi, Lutheranism, Mahayana Buddhism, Mayan Religion, Methodism, Mithraism, Mormonism, Nation of Islam, Neopaganism, Neoplatonism, New Age, New Thought, Nichiren, Norse Religion, Olmec Religion, Oneness Pentecostalism, Orthodox Judaism, Pentecostalism, Presbyterianism, Priory of Sion, Protestantism, Pure Land Buddhism, Quakers, Rastafarianism, Reform Judaism, Rinzai Zen Buddhism, Roman Religion, Satanism, Scientology, Seventh-Day Adventism, Shaivism, Shi'a Islam, Shinto, Sikhism, Soto Zen Buddhism, Spiritualism, Stoicism, Sufism, Sunni Islam, Taoism, Tendai Buddhism, Theravada Buddhism, Tibetan Buddhism, Typhonian Order, Umbanda, Unification Church, Unitarian Universalism, Universal Life Church, Vaishnavism, Vajrayana Buddhism, Vedanta, Vineyard Churches, Voodoo, Wicca, Worldwide Church of God, Yezidi, Zen, Zionism, Zoroastrianism, Other, None
Additional Information
Oh i'm not at all religious but I am completely spiritual, the wind blowing through the trees, the cracks on the sidewalk, the random sparkle of something shiny! The way the light gleams off of a piece of broken beer bottle, but to me, it's a gem!
What do you think makes your ceremonies special as a Soquel, CA wedding officiant?
--MY PROMISES TO YOU-- 1.EVERY ONE OF MY SCRIPTS WILL BE DIFFERENT, even the quick and mundane. 2.I shall follow and do (almost) anything to make your event fit you. Do you want to do a ninja turtle pirate theme wedding? I'm down.You wanna do a tranquil river Baptism in Ren Faire attire? Oh my lanta i've done like three of those! I have a million lifetimes of being therapist/healer/guider/listener. I've been there, felt that. Understanding of the hooman nature is key, we're super weird, nothing makes sense, everything is just sweet beautiful chaos, both good/bad and neither can conquer your mind the way you do. And no I'm certainly not fit for mass the production, one of god's hybrid creations. ""too weird to live, too rare to die"". 3. I bring a completely unique form to this Clergy type thing.
Are there particular areas near you where you prefer to travel or have special experience?
I live in santa cruz ca, but should you need me, (and cover travel) I shall travel to the ends of Mordor and back !
Types of Service Offered
Marriages, Same-Sex Marriages, Renewal of Vows, Handfastings, Baptisms, Funerals, Christenings, House Blessings, Exorcisms, Spiritual Healing, Reiki Healing, Premarital Counseling, General Ministry, Spiritual Guidance
Additional Information
I only require 3 things: 1. A $50 deposit, included in my fee /wich changes based on your circumstances/and if it's far, no problem! But you must cover my travels. And your weird payment methods including (but not limited to): Swords, leather, bone, horn, art supplies, magic the gathering cards, skittles, jerky, any other nonsensical shiny crow thing i need atm.also ask about our newest weird sales ideas: .Services for tattoos! .Wedding for a Wedding! .Clergyman gets a new car! .Magical Artifacts for starving Ministers! . And more! 2. I get to do include at least one aspect of the following.I get to be barefoot/or/I get to say " """By the power of grayskull.I now pronounce you man and wife!"""/or/ I get to do some other sweet new move my ADHD brain comes up with.choose wisely!
