Kaycie Coy - Ministeroni

As a Ministeroni of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I live by the Eight I Really Rather You Didn'ts (also known as the Eight Condiments). Our first makes a solid point:

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t act like a sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou a** when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in Me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

It is not my place to tell you who you need to believe in or how your marriage service should take place. I believe I would be an ideal candidate for your service because I will honor your wishes and look out for your best interest, regardless of whether or not you follow my faith, another faith, or no faith at all.