Rev. Jarrod Michael Johnson Plantagenet-Capet Bolline
Ordained Minister in Long Branch, New Jersey
Why did you originally become an ordained minister online?
Jesus called me to spread his message to my tens of thousands of followers online. To show them that I was unafraid & even proud to publicly say, "I LOVE Jesus." I wanted to help people on the fence see that the grass really was greener on Jesus' side & I was able to baptize some new believers. I have even started my own internet congregation, "I Gnosi Congregatio ex Yeshua Meshikha Bar Alaha," or in English, "The Gnostic Congregation of Jesus Christ the Son of God." I don't espouse Valentinian, Cathar, Alexandrian or other early forms of Gnosticism. I get to the root entomology of the word, "Gnostic," which means, "to know." So, I merely want people to know Jesus & his word. To know Him is to love Him. I just want everyone to have a personal relationship with Jesus & to try to KNOW Him as one knows their father. To do that, I encourage saying a 7 line & 70-word prayer, 5 times a day at specific times to Jesus that I wrote called, "Oratio Prima Dei," or "First Prayer to God." I suggest first washing your hands & face before prayer to not only feel nice & refreshed, but also clean & respectful before speaking to God. I recommend the first daily prayer be at 4:30a.m. for early birds whose second is at 7:30a.m which can be the first. for others. Then at 11:30a.m. just before lunch. Then again at 2:30p.m. to break up the afternoon. I find that prayer at that time can greatly help turn a stressful day right around & it only takes 30 seconds to recite the, "Oratio Prima Dei." For those who rose early, the 4:30p.m. is their fifth & final, "Oratio Prima Dei," for the day. For those of us who awaken a little later there is a 7:30pm prayer that is our fifth. For anyone who was busy for whatever reason, they can make them up at every half past the hour from 8:30 on. If you work night shift, feel free to space your prayers out to fit your schedule. This is only a suggestion to have a closer relationship to our Lord & Saviour, Jesus Christ. Without further ado, the "Oratio Prima Dei," -or- "First Prayer to God." 1) ALL PRAISE BE TO JESUS CHRIST. 2) THE LORD AND SAVIOR OF ALL THE WORLDS. 3) THE MOST BENEFICENT AND THE EVER MERCIFUL, 4) GLORIOUS GOD OF THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT. 5) IT IS TO YOU AND YOU ALONE, WHOM WE FAITHFUL WORSHIP AND PRAY. 6)JESUS, PLEASE GUIDE US TO THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, WHICH WOULD MAKE US PROSPER. 7) JESUS, PLEASE GUIDE US AWAY FROM THE PATHS OF WICKEDNESS, WHICH WOULD LEAD US ASTRAY.
Amen, Family!
Where are you from?
Delaware
What do you hope to achieve with your online ordination?
To serve Jesus and to help others heal spiritually, find inner-peace, and to have greater caring, respectful, full-filling, and loving relationships with their families, partners, friends, themselves and the Lord.
Religious Affiliations
Christianity, Gnosticism, Lutheranism, Universal Life Church, Other
Additional Information
Jesus IS God! Jesus Saves
Are there particular areas near you where you prefer to travel or have special experience?
I do not require monetary compensation for anything. I took vows of poverty, celibacy & obedience to the will of God. Jesus never asked for a Shekel, & I try to emulate His giving nature. I do, however, enjoy a cup of coffee with cream & sugar. lol (Totally optional) I am a quadriplegic, so I cannot travel, however, anyone who comes to see me may obtain my services free of charge. I have my credentials of Ministry displayed prominently for all to see. I live in a room alone with a few Holy Religious Objects including: an Icon Corner with 2 13" bronze baroque Crucifixes, a sterling silver Shofar emblazoned with an 18kt gold Hoshen adorned with precious & semi-precious stones to represent the 12 Tribes of Israel & last but not least, a sterling silver & amethyst Rosary blessed by Pope Francis at the Vatican. Never have I had one of prayers go unanswered. I am the direct descendant of at least 3 canonized & venerated Saints & 1 Martyr. I also have common ancestors with several other Saints & Martyrs. I am always in possession of my Ancestry DNA test results & corresponding family tree that shows my genealogy because my laptop is always beside me. I always welcome those who seek guidance and of course, Jesus. Just email me at Mr.BeauLean@live.com
Types of Service Offered
Same-Sex Marriages, Renewal of Vows, Baptisms, Spiritual Healing, Premarital Counseling, Spiritual Guidance
Additional Information
Never have I had one of prayers go unanswered. Quite often the answer is, "in time," or "not quite as you have envisioned," but never has one gone unanswered. One interesting fact about me is I am the direct descendant of at least 3 canonized & venerated Saints & 1 Martyr. I also have common ancestors with several other Saints & Martyrs. I am always in possession of my Ancestry DNA test results & corresponding family tree that shows my genealogy because my laptop is always beside me. In addendum, I pray that my unequivocally avowed apotheosis, the "Oratio Prima Dei," emerges as the purely incontrovertible, resultant legacy of my Evangelistic Ministry's Theologica gnosi juxtaposed with my artistic & literary canon. "Oratio Prima Dei" 1) ALL PRAISE BE TO JESUS CHRIST. 2) THE LORD AND SAVIOR OF ALL THE WORLDS. 3) THE MOST BENEFICENT AND THE EVER MERCIFUL, 4) GLORIOUS GOD OF THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT. 5) IT IS TO YOU AND YOU ALONE, WHOM WE FAITHFUL WORSHIP AND PRAY. 6)JESUS, PLEASE GUIDE US TO THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, WHICH WOULD MAKE US PROSPER. 7) JESUS, PLEASE GUIDE US AWAY FROM THE PATHS OF WICKEDNESS, WHICH WOULD LEAD US ASTRAY. The title has 3 words, 14 letters & 2 punctuation marks. 14/2=7 The prayer has 7 lines, 70 words, 300 letters &12 punctuation marks.