Rev. Jarrod Michael Johnson Plantagenet Bolline
Ordained Minister in Long Branch, New Jersey
Why did you originally become an ordained minister online?
Jesus called me to spread his message to my tens of thousands of devoted followers online. To show them that I was unafraid & even proud to publicly say, "I LOVE Jesus." I wanted to help people on the fence see that the grass really was greener on Jesus' side & I was able to baptize some new believers. I have even started my own internet congregation, "I Gnósi Congregatio ex Yeshua Bar Yahweh," or in English, "The Gnostic Congregation of Jesus Christ." I don't espouse Valentinian, Cathar, or Alexandrian early Gnosticism. I get the the root entomology of the word, "Gnostic," which means, "to know." So, I merely want people to know Jesus & his word. To know Him is to love Him. I just want everyone to have a personal relationship with Jesus & to try to KNOW Him as one knows their father. To do that, I encourage saying a 7 line & 70 word prayer, 5 times a day at specific times to Jesus that I wrote called, "Oratio Prima Dei," or "First Prayer to God." I suggest first washing your hands & face before prayer to not only feel nice & refreshed, but also clean & respectful before speaking to God. I recommend the first daily prayer be at 4:30a.m. for early birds whose second is at 7:30a.m which can be the first. for others. Then at 11:30a.m. just before lunch. Then again at 2:30p.m. to break up the afternoon. I find that prayer at that time can greatly help turn a stressful day right around & it only takes 30 seconds to recite the, "Oratio Prima Dei." For those who rose early, the 4:30p.m. is their fifth & final, "Oratio Prima Dei," for the day. For those of us who awaken a little later there is a 7:30pm prayer that is our fifth. For anyone who was busy for whatever reason, they can make them up at every half past the hour from 8:30 on. If you work night shift feel free to space your prayers out to fit your schedule. This is only a suggestion to have a closer relationship to our Lord & Saviour, Jesus Christ. Without further adieu, the, "Oratio Prima Dei," -or- "First Prayer to God." 1) ALL PRAISE BE TO OUR SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST 2) THE LORD OF ALL THE WORLDS 3) THE MOST BENEFICENT AND THE EVER MERCIFUL 4) GLORIOUS GOD OF THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT 5) IT IS TO YOU AND YOU ALONE WHOM WE FAUTHFUL WORSHIP AND PRAY 6)JESUS, PLEASE GUIDE US TO THE PATH OF VIRTUE, WHICH WILL MAKE US PROSPER 7) JESUS, PLEASE GUIDE US AWAY FROM THE PATH OF EVIL, WHICH WILL LEAD US ASTRAY AMEN
Where are you from?
Lavallette, New Jersey
What do you hope to achieve with your online ordination?
To serve Jesus.
Religious Affiliations
Christianity, Gnosticism, Lutheranism, Universal Life Church
Additional Information
Jesus IS God! Jesus Saves
Types of Service Offered
Baptisms, Premarital Counseling, Spiritual Guidance
Additional Information
"Oratio Prima Dei" 1) ALL PRAISE BE TO OUR SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST 2) THE LORD OF ALL THE WORLDS 3) THE MOST BENEFICENT AND THE EVER MERCIFUL 4) GLORIOUS GOD OF THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT 5) IT IS TO YOU AND YOU ALONE WHOM WE FAITHFUL WORSHIP AND PRAY 6)JESUS, PLEASE GUIDE US TO THE PATH OF VIRTUE, WHICH WILL MAKE US PROSPER 7) JESUS, PLEASE GUIDE US AWAY FROM THE PATH OF EVIL, WHICH WILL LEAD US ASTRAY AMEN 7 lines & 70 words 310 letters 7 punctuation marks