Gary Quackenbush

Are you tired of dragging out your wedding like a never-ending soap opera? Well, fear not, my friend, for I am here to save the day! With my services, your wedding will be a speedy, unforgettable whirlwind of awesomeness. No time for unnecessary fluff and frills, we'll get straight to the point! Because let's face it, most guys (and occasionally gals) just want to skip to the good part. the consummation!