Uncle-Fatty

SERVING the Pacific Northwest. and Beyond. As a Libra, I understand that Lady Justice will ALWAYS find. Balance.

As an Outdoorsman, A Sportsman, A True Adventurist. I believe that Life is What you MAKE IT. Go Big.

As a Coach, a Troop Leader, A member of my Local Chamber, & Building Contractors Association, call me Fatty.

As a Spiritual Man, I understand the first sixteen words of. The First Amendment of The Constitution, of the United States Of America, give ALL Humans the right to worship & to love as they, individually, see fit.

Mountain Tops, River Bottoms. Falling from the Sky. or Totally Intimate. Like a surprise New Year Celebration. Or a Low Down Boot Stompin' Shotgun Blastin' / "Calm Family Affair" - Leather and Whips optional.

Santa & Elvis are in Direct Communication and 24/7 On-Call. Let me know. if it's AWESOME, I'm IN. not phat. FATT. Skinniest Fatt-Man ya'ver done seen.

FORMERLY known as Uncle-Fatty's Last-Minute Party-Planning / Catering & Photography Services.

He Shoulda been on the Cover, of. 'Punk&Disorderly'

CELEBRATE YOUR INDIVIDUALITY. Embrace your inner FATTness. Your Outer Beauty shines bright like a diamond.

Be Proud of Your Uniqueness, as a couple. (of Tiny Pieces., of Space Dust.) Bound. by the Law of Mutual Attraction. In a world of Managed Expectations, with No Rules.

In the immortal words of the incomparable Sarah Connor. The Future is not written. There's NO FATE but What We Make.

As an Empath. and a Communicator. I don't leave any stones unturned. let's talk. I'm open. MUCH LOVE.

PATRICK FISHER, All Aspects Builders, Fatt-Ass-Industries.