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July Allen

July Allen, ULC Minister

Experience

2 years, 6 months

Service Fee

$120

Payments Accepted

Cash, Check

Travel Range

100 miles

About Me:

LGBT officiant located in Oklahoma City.

Proficient at exorcising Windows computers. Knowledgeable in the arts of wireless device communication. Able to banish computer viruses and implement armor against future infections. Have fought many printer daemons and won. Proficient in Technobabble to English translation. Many converts of lackadaisical systems into efficient, responsive entities.

I focus on pragmatic solutions. Price is hourly rate.

Note: Holy hand grenades of Antioch are currently out of stock.

Religious Affiliations

Atheism, Universal Life Church, Other

Types of Service Offered

Marriages, Same-Sex Marriages, Exorcisms