Grand High Inquisitor, Michael D. Hester

I am qualified to perform weddings, handfastings, vow renewals, any rites of passage for aging and personal growth and development, and funerary rites, as well as blessings of home and hearth and those who live within, and the removal and/or neutralization of any unsavory spirits or energy therein, following the traditions and ideology of Pastafarianism. If there is another service that you would like performed, please send a request and I shall prepare for it. I make no request of payment for any services rendered, but will accept donations from the heart, or donations in kind. Please consider a donation to cover fuel costs if travelling more than 25 miles from my location, and please provide any general supplies or decoration desired for the event.