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Dominic

Dominic, ULC Minister

Experience

40 years, 0 months

Service Fee

$240

Payments Accepted

Dwolla

Travel Range

1000 miles

About Me:

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat I gave my sermon an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That's cause Jesus Christ is my nancy Oooooooo He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger Born to the virgin mom in a manger Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger And he died for your sins I preach the word, that's my gig And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG Other emcees, I wish them well But if you live in sin, you burn in hell Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife She's a fly emcee and the light of my life So to bust a rhyme without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue! Jesus Christ is my nancy He's the son of the original G And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be (What?) Like if another MC says "You're a freak! You're a lame-butt rapper And your rhymes are weak!" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag And I'm proud to be an American! Jesus Christ is our nancy Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH! Jesus Christ is my nancy He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nancy Like me If you do drugs and think you're cool You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in the garbage can Stand up tall, you're a Christian man! Word up! I'm freestyling!

Religious Affiliations

Dragon Rouge

Types of Service Offered

Marriages, Baptisms, Funerals, Exorcisms

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