Coyote

I'm by no means a Saint, but if you have a problem, I'll listen.

-If you need to be married, I will do within the confines of the law. I will however need to talk to the couple so as to get a better feel. If this ends up being a "shotgun wedding", I'm out. With that said, please do not contact me a week before the wedding and expect me to get my stuff together that quickly.

-If you need someone to preside over a funeral, I will do my best to provide the deceased their due respects.

-If you need an exorcism. give me a heads up and about a week to try to purify myself before assisting you.

As far as what I charge, just pay for my gas and we're good.

Update (4 May 2018): I the farthest I am willing to go to conduct Ministerial duties is Philadelphia and Baltimore.