David, The Best in Town

I am a very hard working dude and I will make your special day to one hell of a night. If you don't want to pay me in cash I will accept jolly ranchers, Lemmon heads, gum or even some pizza hut. Anything you need, day or night I can service you, that is a guarantee, but that's not a promise. I just hope that you know that when you are considering me, you are considering the best of the best.