Langwidere

If you're actually reading this, you know it's faster and cheaper to just ordain one of your friends or family members, right?

You spammers and scammers are really giving yourselves away, because literally every single message you send is worded the exact same way:

"Dear Universal Life Church minister,

How are you doing today? we seeking a wedding officiant for our date Jun 13th,2021.we had like to know if you are available also please provide us with the city and state you in.

-- Nabela (nicolasnabela@gmail.com)

"Dear Universal Life Church minister,

How are you doing today? we seeking a wedding officiant for our date July 18th,2021.we had like to know if you are available also please provide us with the city and state you in.

-- kevin (klove198856@gmail.com)"

October 5, 2021:

Brad has found your profile on getordained.org and has sent you the following message:

Dear Universal Life Church minister,

How are you doing today? we seeking a wedding officiant for our date Nov 14th,2021.we had like to know if you are available also please provide us with the city and state you in.

-- Brad (withersbradshawho5@gmail.com)

Good job, everybody.

Here's a repeat offender today, December 1, 2022:

Nicolas has found your profile on getordained.org and has sent you the following message:

Dear Universal Life Church minister,

How you doing? we seeking for a wedding officiant date Dec 18th,2022.let me know if you are available so i can inform my wife to be,also tell us the city and state you in.

-- Nicolas (nicolasnabela@gmail.com)