R. Ryan David (non-servium)

I offer to host secular services only. I provide such ceremony for any individual searching for a professional and respectful cleric that has embraced a calculated movement from religious tradition and dogma. We reach not skyward, but grow our roots deep instead. Always in a cosmic proportion. I also perform many services for followers of the occult and pagan traditions. I prepare, propose, and consult accordingly.

All prices are negotiable. No person is turned away from these services based on gender, sexual orientation, age, health, or income. Only insincere scene types, defined as I see fit, will be turned away. I will not harm animals (including humans) during any ceremony. Children may be included in any service within the state of Illinois.