The Honorable Mark Mabry

I've been married for 19 years and 4 kids. (see the stretchmarks for proof).

If you want I'll even record my wisdom via iPhone 7 in my shirt pocket.

Fee for services actually didn't go high enough. I'm actually $57,000 for first marriages and $28,500 for second marriages and $14,250 for third marriages. since each subsequent marriage is about half as likely to work as the one before it.